Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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