Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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