Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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