Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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