so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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