I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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