i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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