i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Fuck appropriateness.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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