so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Every concussion has its silver lining
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
