She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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