She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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