It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You need a sexual gate keeper
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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