Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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