There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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