it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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