that's an acceptable place to lick
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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