O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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