My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When did angry sex become our thing?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
