She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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