my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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