idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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