i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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