I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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