Reggie can tackle my bush.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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