there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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