Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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