Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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