I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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