Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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