I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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