they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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