butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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