Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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