Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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