we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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