Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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