if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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