So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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