You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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