Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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