Well douche your snatch and let's go!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
dude. I can hear the air.
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