omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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