are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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