His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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