I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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