The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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