I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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