One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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