Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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