I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
