Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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