I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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