I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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