Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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