Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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